Limitations of modern witches as compared to faerytale era sorcery. This page contains extrapolated specs about why a Christian man who is into the fantasy era would never become a faerytale sorcerer (it doesn't work anymore) or become a Wiccan (it's like the Queen of England...Zero watts RMS)
	Order ->  | Modern Witch | Faerytale Sorcerer | Control Group (the webmaster)| Ability\|/|   Wiccan(tm) |  Warlock/Mage/Wiz. |  Christian                   | ----------|--------------|--------------------|------------------------------| Worship   | Not Possible | Whenever necessary | Not needed/not a high        | the devil |              |                    | priority                     | ----------|--------------|--------------------|------------------------------| Hex/Curse | Avoids it    | Hexes till the     | Has no predators/enemies     | enemies   | 3 fold rule  | cows come home     |                              | ----------|--------------|--------------------|------------------------------| Dance     | Most can't   | Only on days ending| Is asexual/not that bored    | naked in  |              | in "Y"             |                              | the forest|              |                    |                              | ----------|--------------|--------------------|------------------------------| Cuts      | Below        | Not needed but some| Are you serious??            | themselves| measurable   | bald ones do       |                              |           | limit        |                    |                              | ----------|--------------|--------------------|------------------------------| Turns the | Hasn't worked| Enjoys it          | What good will that do me?   | user into | in 250+ years|                    |                              | (insert   |              |                    |                              | item here)|              |                    |                              | ----------|--------------|--------------------|------------------------------| Makes the | Do they still| Bald ones get their| Show me a valid princess and | princess  | even *make*  | jollies this way   | I'll sell you a bridge in    | ugly after| princesses   |                    | Brooklyn                     | dark      | anymore?     |                    |                              | ----------|--------------|--------------------|------------------------------| Drinks    | Not capable  | At Aztec sacrifices| What a nasty tasting liquid! | human     |              | At Incan sacrifices|                              | blood     |              | At Mayan sacrifices|                              | ----------|--------------|--------------------|------------------------------| Worships  | Always       | Most do, though    | Not On My Watch!             | Multiple  |              | templar wizards    |                              | gods      |              | don't.             |                              | ----------|--------------|--------------------|------------------------------| Listens to| Sometimes    | Grabs it from the  | Likes the medieval-ness of   | New Age/  |              | future by way of   | natureish music              | Celtic    |              | Divination         |                              | music     |              |                    |                              | ----------|--------------|--------------------|------------------------------| Wears a   | Sometimes    | All the time when  | For entertainment purposes   | pointy hat|              | in public          | only                         | ----------|--------------|--------------------|------------------------------| Rides a   | Not possible | Rides even half a  | Mabye when I was 7           | broomstick|              | block              |                              | ----------|--------------|--------------------|-------------------------------
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